QUOTES QUOTES QUOTES
Discussion in "Off-Topic" started by reinascully , January 22
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Discussion in "Off-Topic" started by reinascully , January 22
Comments: 26
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For some reason I thought there was already a discussion where we can put our favorite/hilarious quotes from TV Shows, movies, and even video games... But alas, we didn't SO HERE IT IS NOW!!
Was just randomly watching Portlandia and...
"It looks like... a still birth...
"Put a bird on it!"
pfffttt lmao
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"Please, please put that away. Every time you point your finger I see a penis" - Portlandia
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"You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded." - Michael Freaking Scott -
"I've lost a shoe... have you seen it anywhere? Excuse me, missus, I've
lost a shoe... like this one. It's like this one's fellow... it's sort
of the exact opposite in fact of that - not an evil version but just,
you know, a shoe like this... but for the other foot. Otherwise I'd have
two right..." - Aldous Snow (Forgetting Sarah Marshall)
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"What is that ringing.... do I have a tumor?"
"Dude, it's for you.... I think it's the devil." - Grandma's Boy
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"Beer, the cause and solutions to all of life's little problems" - Homer Jay Simpson -
"Damn it! I've been trying to get something going with myself for a full hour. It's like a taffy pull on a hot summer's day!" -Schmidt (New Girl) -
Since we're on a new girl kick:“I can make any kind of a balloon animal, as long as it’s a worm or a snake.” -Jess -
From one teacher in one of serbian colleges"Here we teach you to become engineers and ninjas,and ninja would never ask such a thing" -
"Roses are red, that much is true.
But who the fuck ever sad violets were blue" - A logical poet
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This clip is FILTHY with good quotes. A few of my favorites:1. "Is she inside or out?" ... "She is both."2. "I think we're close and I don't think we've nailed it yet, guys." ... "I think we're close and I don't think we've nailed it yet, guys. Wait, did you just say that?"3. "Well, it's a really bad painting of a man.... but his head is a mug." -
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MMOSerbia said:From one teacher in one of serbian colleges
"Here we teach you to become engineers and ninjas,and ninja would never ask such a thing"
This would have been my favorite teacher.
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Schmidt: You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius. -
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U walk into Serbian pub (kafana) where u dont know anybody and u walk out with two brothers and three godfathers -
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relevant: http://www.gamesradar.com/best-video-game-quotes-all-time/
(so you don't have to scroll)
#1 "Do a barrel roll!" Star Fox
#2 "All your base are belong to us." Zero Wing
#3 "the kid just rages for a while." Bastion
#4 "save me!" Dragon's Lair
#5 Jason! Jaaaaaaason!" Heavy Rain
personally i don't care for any of those
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"Snake....Snake?......SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!!" -
They could find better just check gta series -
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party - Ron White
I am playing Granado espada, just message me if you are also :) -
Two cave johnson portal 2 gemsWhen life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! WHat am i supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. GOod news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
