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• reinascully 176.00 Karma Posts: 75 Moderator, Contributor

  January 22 Post: 1 For some reason I thought there was already a discussion where we can put our favorite/hilarious quotes from TV Shows, movies, and even video games... But alas, we didn't SO HERE IT IS NOW!! Was just randomly watching Portlandia and... "It looks like... a still birth... "Put a bird on it!" pfffttt lmao

• reinascully 176.00 Karma Posts: 75 Moderator, Contributor

  January 22 Post: 2 "Please, please put that away.  Every time you point your finger I see a penis" - Portlandia

• CaptainKirk 1661.00 Karma Posts: 743 Grandmaster of Champions

  January 22 Post: 3 "You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded." - Michael Freaking Scott

• reinascully 176.00 Karma Posts: 75 Moderator, Contributor

  January 22 Post: 4 "I've lost a shoe... have you seen it anywhere? Excuse me, missus, I've lost a shoe... like this one. It's like this one's fellow... it's sort of the exact opposite in fact of that - not an evil version but just, you know, a shoe like this... but for the other foot. Otherwise I'd have two right..." - Aldous Snow (Forgetting Sarah Marshall)

• fluskenraider 521.00 Karma Posts: 239 Moderator, Contributor

  January 22 Post: 5 "What is that ringing.... do I have a tumor?" "Dude, it's for you.... I think it's the devil."   - Grandma's Boy

• reinascully 176.00 Karma Posts: 75 Moderator, Contributor

  January 22 Post: 6 "Ugh... Karate?  The Dane Cook of Martial Arts..." - Archer (Archer)

• Pikachupower99 74.00 Karma Posts: 33 Member

  January 24 Post: 7 "Gary was here. Ash is a loser!" - Gary Oak (Pokemon)

• CaptainKirk 1661.00 Karma Posts: 743 Grandmaster of Champions

  January 30 Post: 8 "Beer, the cause and solutions to all of life's little problems" - Homer Jay Simpson

• mmomcdonald 210.00 Karma Posts: 99 Moderator, Contributor

  February 4 Post: 9 "Damn it! I've been trying to get something going with myself for a full hour. It's like a taffy pull on a hot summer's day!" -Schmidt (New Girl)

• CaptainKirk 1661.00 Karma Posts: 743 Grandmaster of Champions

  February 5 Post: 10 Since we're on a new girl kick: “I can make any kind of a balloon animal, as long as it’s a worm or a snake.” -Jess

• MMOSerbia 2142.00 Karma Posts: 469 Member

  February 5 Post: 11 From one teacher in one of serbian colleges  "Here we teach you to become engineers and ninjas,and ninja would never ask such a thing"

• Pikachupower99 74.00 Karma Posts: 33 Member

  February 8 Post: 12 "Roses are red, that much is true. But who the fuck ever sad violets were blue" - A logical poet

• CharNo5 82.00 Karma Posts: 37 Member

  February 10 Post: 13 This clip is FILTHY with good quotes. A few of my favorites: 1. "Is she inside or out?" ... "She is both." 2. "I think we're close and I don't think we've nailed it yet, guys." ... "I think we're close and I don't think we've nailed it yet, guys. Wait, did you just say that?" 3. "Well, it's a really bad painting of a man.... but his head is a mug."

• CaptainKirk 1661.00 Karma Posts: 743 Grandmaster of Champions

  February 20 Post: 14 "I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday." - Michael Scott

• reinascully 176.00 Karma Posts: 75 Moderator, Contributor

  February 21 Post: 15 MMOSerbia said: From one teacher in one of serbian colleges  "Here we teach you to become engineers and ninjas,and ninja would never ask such a thing" This would have been my favorite teacher.

• reinascully 176.00 Karma Posts: 75 Moderator, Contributor

  February 21 Post: 16 Schmidt: You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius. :D

• reinascully 176.00 Karma Posts: 75 Moderator, Contributor

  February 21 Post: 17

• MMOSerbia 2142.00 Karma Posts: 469 Member

  March 30 Post: 18 Mayans are the biggest trolls in history they screw up 7 billion peoples

• originaldudegamerguy 239.00 Karma Posts: 109 Member

  April 1 Post: 19 and i'm all out of bubblegum.

• MMOSerbia 2142.00 Karma Posts: 469 Member

  April 1 Post: 20 U walk into Serbian pub (kafana) where u dont know anybody and u walk out with two brothers and three godfathers

• theamazingspiderfan1 52.00 Karma Posts: 24 Member

  April 1 Post: 21 One for J.J. !

• HelloThisIsDog 98.00 Karma Posts: 43 Member

  April 2 Post: 22 relevant: http://www.gamesradar.com/best-video-game-quotes-all-time/ (so you don't have to scroll) #1 "Do a barrel roll!" Star Fox #2 "All your base are belong to us." Zero Wing #3 "the kid just rages for a while." Bastion #4 "save me!" Dragon's Lair #5 Jason! Jaaaaaaason!" Heavy Rain personally i don't care for any of those

• fluskenraider 521.00 Karma Posts: 239 Moderator, Contributor

  April 2 Post: 23 "Snake....Snake?......SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!!"

• MMOSerbia 2142.00 Karma Posts: 469 Member

  April 2 Post: 24 They could find better just check gta series

• Amidala 24.00 Karma Posts: 9 Member

  April 5 Post: 25 I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party - Ron White  I am playing Granado espada, just message me if you are also :)

• lucig3n 519.00 Karma Posts: 228 Member

  April 15 Post: 26 Two cave johnson portal 2 gems When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!  Make life take the lemons back!  Get mad!  I don't want your damn lemons! WHat am i supposed to do with these?  Demand to see life's manager!  Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?  I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down... with the lemons!  I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down! Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news.  Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely.  GOod news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men.  Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line.  You'll know when the test starts.

• blackshock 48.00 Karma Posts: 21 Member

  May 19 Post: 27 Not sure if there are any TF Prime fans out there but here's a gem from starscream Starscream: "Well, I don’t know where it is now! It’s a ship, it moves!"

• MMOSerbia 2142.00 Karma Posts: 469 Member

  May 21 Post: 28 I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse.

• blackshock 48.00 Karma Posts: 21 Member

  May 21 Post: 29 James: What's the matter Vakarian? You chicken? Garrus: I don't even know what that is. Though I've heard everything in the galaxy tastes like it.

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